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Appa was screaming. "What's going on?" Vic demanded, sounding even more terrified than Vionne felt. "Report? Appa? Chang? Jenette! Report!" Appa continued to scream, passionate but hardly articulate. "Jenette?" Vic repeated, and he was beginning to sound near to hysterics. "Chang!? Answer me!" "Jenette's dead!" Chang howled, barely audible over Appa's shrieking. "Something… something ripped her…" Appa finally ceased his howlings, now reduced to panting for breath as he sobbed and whined with each gasp. Chang repeated himself. "Something ripped her in half," he wailed in horror. "It… it's everywhere. Mā de, I can see her… her…" He sounded as if he were holding back vomit. Vionne felt the ice run down her spine. Chang was sobbing and gulping. Appa was whimpering. Finally, Peng spoke up. "Can you tell which way she went?" he asked. Vionne had wondered what Vic would look like if he ever stopped smiling. Now she finally knew. His vestigial rictus had finally collapsed entirely, as he screamed in shrill hysterics. "She's still in there, you idiots!"