Chaos Diary

When life gives you rats, rogue poodles, and rotten lunches, surviving middle school becomes a full-blown adventure!

Meet Jeffrey Duane Scott, an ordinary sixth grader with an extraordinary talent for finding himself in the most unbelievable and hilarious situations. Whether he's dodging wild poodles, outrunning a swarm of rats, or getting stuck in a secret underground tunnel, trouble seems to follow Jeffrey everywhere he goes. And when you live in Bumbleton Heights-a town where things are always one step away from total chaos-every day is an adventure waiting to explode in your face. Literally.

In Chaos Diary, follow Jeffrey as he attempts to survive the wild ride that is middle school and hold onto his lofty rank as Soupy Hero in Training. From disastrous shortcuts through Chinese restaurants to accidentally releasing a plague of rats in the forbidden Teacher's Lounge, Jeffrey's misadventures will have readers laughing out loud at every turn.

Along for the ride are Bucko, an eccentric scooter-riding neighbor with a flair for finding trouble, and Principal Hobnob, who is convinced that Jeffrey is the root cause of all his problems. Throw in a fire captain who keeps getting called back to clean up Jeffrey's messes and a school bully named Drake "The Killer" Mansive who has a special dislike for cafeteria food-and you've got the perfect storm of comedic disaster.

Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, absurd situations, and a hero who never quite catches a break, this funny chapter book is perfect for kids who love silly, over-the-top humor. Join Jeffrey in his quest to just make it through the sixth grade without becoming Public Enemy Number One in Bumbleton Heights. Will he survive? You'll have to read to find out!