Poop Simple

This is an extension of the short story, "Chew The Orange Rind" by Rachel Martin.

I died but I am trying to live again in St. Louis, Missouri. I want to marry a girl named Daisy Waters, who is going to, once I marry her, I will be able to come back there and live, which I do nicely. My mother's name is Mrs. Christie, a step-dad named, Johnnie Christie, and an Uncle Teetles that stays in Stills, Alabama who repairs and re-sells old trucks. Kipster Christie and Daisy Waters get married and he ends up working as a local newspaper vendor and convenient shop owner. They struggle with visit of many ghosts, that remember Kipster, that cause him many problems, day and night, and how they fight to get rid of those ghosts, is the story. One of the ghosts likes to fart, as he did as a live human being, and it gets on their nerves, night and day, at different times. This ghost is the hardest to get rid of from their house and their work at the convenient store. People often complain of a pungent smell, at the newspaper stand. They married couple have to think of many jokes and reasons for this odors, while trying to plan ways to vanquish this one pesky ghost. It seems comical, but it could prove to be costly, ruin his marriage, and his existence, more than any other ghost that bothers him. The ghost that rip farts in jealous and wants to ruin Kipster's marriage to Daisy. It is not going well until they think of a spell that gets rid of this ghost that rip farts and many other ghosts throughout the book.