So You Have a Small Penis

So... you have a small penis. Now what?

Before you panic, start measuring again, or conduct another late-night internet investigation, there is good news: this is not an emergency.

So You Have a Small Penis is a deadpan parody self-help guide for men dealing with one very specific insecurity. Written with the seriousness of an official personal-development program, it takes readers through diagnosis, confidence rehabilitation, awkward situations, dating, relationships, comparison, and finally-graduation.

Inside you'll find:

• Mock assessments, checklists, scorecards, and "official" diagnostic tools
• Ridiculously serious advice for locker rooms, gyms, dating, relationships, and everyday life
• Confidence exercises and a 30-day challenge that are surprisingly useful
• Questionable research, suspicious institutions, and completely unnecessary paperwork
• Black-and-white illustrations throughout
• An Official Graduation Certificate proving you are finally cleared to continue living normally

Beneath the satire is a simple message: one physical characteristic does not need to become the headline of your life.

Perfect as a funny gift for men, boyfriend or husband gift, adult gag gift, funny gift exchange, stocking stuffer, adult humor book, or novelty self-help gift for anyone who can take a joke-and perhaps needs to stop overthinking things.

A surprisingly serious guide to a very short situation.